70% OF PEOPLE ARE STUPID. I'M OBVIOUSLY WITH THE OTHER 40% - Unisex classic tee

The math may not add up… but your confidence does. This tee is for the sarcastic genius who knows they’re surrounded — and surviving — in a world full of questionable decisions, broken logic, and way too many group chats.

🧠 Perfect for smart alecks, office rebels, and low-key know-it-alls
📉 A hilarious gift for that friend who always thinks they’re right (and usually is)
🧮 Warning: may cause spontaneous eye-rolls from coworkers and strangers alike

Wear it proudly. Statistically, someone’s gotta be the smart one — might as well be you.

About this unisex classic tee:

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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