Algebra, sweetie… it’s time to move on. We’ve all tried, isolating variables, solving for x, graphing her emotional distance, but she left, and she’s not coming back. This mug is for the math survivors who’ve spent too many hours chasing a mystery ex on a whiteboard.
➕ Perfect for students, teachers, engineers, and anyone with mathematical trauma 💔 A hilarious gift for the one who always knew x was the problem ✖️ Because sometimes it’s not about the solution, it’s about letting go
About this white glossy mug: Available in two sizes: • 11 oz / 325 ml (9.6 cm in height, 8.2 cm in diameter) - when you're feeling a little petty with your coffee • 15 oz / 444 ml (11.9 cm in height, 8.5 cm in diameter) - for those dramatic sips of mathematical heartbreak • Ceramic • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Lead and BPA-free material • Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
