FIRE ENGINEER I'M NOT ARGUING - Unisex classic tee

When you're responsible for keeping buildings from becoming bonfires, yeah - you’ve earned the right to confidently explain. This tee is for fire engineers who bring the heat, the facts, and just a sprinkle of sass to every conversation.

🔥 Great for fire consultants, code compliance warriors, and sprinkler system sages
🧯 Ideal for site meetings, team huddles, or just intimidating the uninformed
😎 Because arguing is for amateurs - fire engineers come with proof and plans

About this unsex classic tee:

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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