I DON'T KNOW I JUST WORK HERE - Unisex classic tee

When someone asks who approved the chaos, who broke the system, or why the deadline moved again… this shirt has your back. It’s not your fault - you just show up, drink your coffee, and survive.

🙃 Ideal for engineers, admins, project managers, or anyone pretending to be in charge
🤣 Great for meetings, work drinks, casual Fridays… or unexpected fire drills
📎 For when you’re underpaid, overworked, and definitely not taking the fall

About this unisex classic tee:

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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