I HAVE SELECTIVE HEARING - Unisex classic tee

If your spirit animal is a tiny sausage-shaped rebel who hears what they want and ignores the rest, this tee is your new wardrobe essential.

Featuring a delightfully unimpressed dachshund and a dose of unapologetic sass, this shirt says what we all wish we could say out loud:
"I have selective hearing. I'm sorry you weren't selected today. Tomorrow isn't looking good either."

Perfect for dog lovers, introverts, overworked engineers, or anyone who deserves a medal for enduring small talk. Wear it to work, to class, to awkward family dinners - basically anywhere selective hearing is a survival skill.

About this unisex classic tee:

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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