NO, YOUR EMAIL DOES NOT FIND ME WELL - Unisex classic tee

Let’s cut the corporate fluff — no, I’m not well, and yes, your email made it worse. This tee is for the overworked, the inbox-fatigued, and anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at “Hope this finds you well” before clicking delete with rage and grace.

📧 Perfect for the burnt-out yet still slightly fabulous
🔥 A hilarious gift for coworkers, freelancers, or anyone living in email-induced chaos
🎯 For when you want to be professional... but also honest

Wear it to the office, the coffee shop, or while crafting a reply that’s 80% restraint and 20% emotional damage.

About this unisex classic tee:

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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