Spoiler alert: It never did. This mug is for the emotionally drained office warriors who’ve hit “reply” one too many times and can no longer pretend everything’s peachy. Sip your coffee like the classy, caffeine-fueled chaos gremlin you are, and let the mug speak your truth.
📨 Perfect for coworkers, remote rebels, or anyone fighting the urge to throw their laptop 😵 A brutally honest desk companion for passive-aggressive sips between unread emails 🎁 Ideal gift for the ones who’ve had enough… but still show up (mostly for the coffee)
About this white glossy mug: Available in two sizes: • 11 oz / 325 ml (9.6 cm in height, 8.2 cm in diameter) - for your daily dose of fake enthusiasm • 15 oz / 444 ml (11.9 cm in height, 8.5 cm in diameter) - when inbox rage requires extra caffeine • Ceramic • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Lead and BPA-free material • Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
