PROFESSIONAL CHAOS COORDINATOR - Unisex classic tee

Calm on the outside, calculating 47 different things on the inside. This tee is for the engineers who make order out of madness, juggle tasks with wild precision, and somehow still answer emails... eventually.

👷 Perfect for site visits, status meetings, or subtly warning people not to mess with your Gantt chart
🌀 Designed for engineers, project managers, and spreadsheet warriors alike
😎 Because running on caffeine, deadlines, and controlled panic is a full-time job

About this unsex classic tee:

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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