QUITTER OOPS I MEAN HAPPY RETIREMENT - Unisex classic tee

They didn’t just retire…
They quit the chaos and escaped the madness, and you’re here to help them flaunt it!

This sarcastic tee says what we’re all too polite to shout at the office farewell party:
“Quitter. Oops, I mean, Happy Retirement. Congratulations on Escaping.”

Perfect for the retiree who’s had enough of meetings, deadlines, and passive-aggressive emails. Whether they're off to golf, garden, or simply not respond to emails ever again, this shirt is their new uniform.

It’s comfy, funny, and makes for the perfect retirement gift with just the right amount of sass.

About this unisex classic tee:

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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