Let’s be honest… they didn’t retire, they escaped! 😏
This hilariously cheeky mug says what everyone’s really thinking:
“Quitter. Oops, I mean, Happy Retirement. Congratulations on Escaping.”
Perfect for your favorite ex-coworker, boss, or that friend who’s finally traded spreadsheets for beach chairs. Whether they’re sipping tea in peace or coffee on the couch at 10 AM just because they can, this mug makes it clear, they’ve earned the right to gloat (a little).
Give them a daily laugh with every sip. Bonus points if you deliver it with sarcasm and cake.
About this white glossy mug:
Available in two sizes:
• 11 oz / 325 ml (9.6 cm in height, 8.2 cm in diameter) – just enough fuel for watching everyone else go to work
• 15 oz / 444 ml (11.9 cm in height, 8.5 cm in diameter) – for extra retirement sass
• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
