RETIRED ENGINEER NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE - Unisex classic tee

You’ve put in the hours, solved the impossible, and survived more meetings than anyone should. Now? You’re officially off-duty. This tee is for the retired engineers who’ve earned the right to sip coffee, ignore emails, and let someone else figure it out. Because you're not just retired — you’re untouchably unavailable.

🛠️ Perfect for farewell parties, golf days, or wearing smugly at family barbecues
😴 A great gift for the engineer who now deals in hammock tension, not structural tension
🎯 Because you’ve already done your part — now it’s someone else’s mess

Wear it with pride. You’ve built your legacy. Now go build a sandwich and take a nap.

About this unisex classic tee:

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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