YOU ARE DEAD TO US - Unisex classic tee

So you're leaving? Great. Now who’s going to pretend to know what’s going on in meetings? Who’s going to bring semi-edible snacks to the break room? Who’s going to make us laugh when everything is falling apart?
This tee is for that iconic legend walking out the door and leaving the rest of us in emotional shambles. Give it as a farewell gift, or wear it to guilt-trip them into staying. Either way, drama guaranteed.

About this unisex classic tee:

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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